Tell us about your job

Your job sucks? Tell us about it.

The awful shift, the boss, the customer, the thing in the walk-in fridge. Big or small, funny or grim. Write it like you’d tell a friend after work.

Incident report

Form SJB-1 · Confidential

One terrible shift, or the whole sorry job. Write it like you’d tell a friend after work.

Only to tell you if it goes up. Never published.

Read how we look after it in the privacy policy.

  • We read every single one, usually within the week.
  • Your name, your workplace and anyone you work with stay out of it.
  • If it goes up, it goes up under your pen name, tidied for length.
  • Leave an email and we’ll tell you when it’s live. Or don’t.

What makes a good one

  • One real moment beats a list of complaints.
  • Numbers help: how many hours, calls, covers, customers.
  • Swearing is fine. Names aren’t. We’ll take them out anyway.